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Are you an animal seeking kosmic representation or a plant/mineral/rock/soil
life form that feels they have been wrongfully written off as ‘inanimate?’

Are you a forest?

Are you a planet in outer space that feels it has been diminished in the mainstream media as
peripheral or ‘just a rock?’

Are you any kind of a life form in outer space?

If the answer is ‘yes’ to just one of these questions, then you qualify for our platinum tiered client package.

All fees will be waived.

If not, say this out loud so that we know you’re human:

Congratulations! You’re human!

No fees will be waived.